| MANAGER: “hey uh, my friend at a different company said you applied for a job there this week?” EMPLOYEE: “uhhhhhh…. that was… uhhh… a deepfake who also stole my information?” MANAGER: “oh okay. yeah of course you would never try to double/triple your salary by taking multiple remote tech jobs with zero oversight. my friend said it seemed so real haha. deepfake are so good now. im gonna report this to the FBI, people need to know.” EMPLOYEE: “yea haha amazing. anyway i gotta get back to not-my-other-job” |
I have a hard enough time attending all the meetings and completing my work in my actual job, I couldn't imagine taking on another and balancing the two somehow.