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by thinkindie 159 days ago
How busy are pizzerie around the Pentagon?
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https://www.pizzint.watch/ "PAPA JOHNS PIZZA" 256% SPIKE
I wonder if you could manipulate the price of oil, or value of the dollar, by just ordering a load of pizza from pizza places near the pentagon?
For what it's worth, that whole thing is apparently bullshit.
Can you cite your sources? My understanding is that based on past data there is strong correlation between special military operations, people working late in pentagon, and takeout places in the vicinity having a spike of orders.
From what I understand, which squares with the times I've been to the Pentagon:

* People working late at the Pentagon don't order pizza to the building

* The Pentagon has pizza options, including late-night ones

* The Pentagon is in fact chock-full of restaurants

* There is in reality no such thing as real telemetry about pizza orders near the Pentagon.

I have the opinion that this pizza thing is mostly just a story people tell because it makes them feel clever. Not high-horsing it; I have those too.

Not to mention, there's something like 25,000 people working at the Pentagon.

There are so many potential late-night work things happening that would need food, the idea that pizza orders can be used to identify high-profile military missions specifically doesn't make a lot of sense...

"Between the late hours of January 2 and the early morning of January 3, 2026, unusually high activity was again observed at a Papa John's near the Pentagon. This coincided with the lead-up to the United States strikes in Venezuela.[15][16] Following the strikes, President Donald Trump announced the capture of Nicolás Maduro, and his wife, Cilia Flores, who were subsequently flown out of the country to face narcoterrorism charges. The surge in pizza orders preceded the official confirmation of the operation by several hours, during which Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodríguez reported the couple as missing.[17]"

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"In a statement to Newsweek in 2025, the Department of Defense denied the theory, claiming that the Pentagon has numerous internal food vendors that are available to late-night workers. It criticized the accuracy of the timeline provided by the Pentagon Pizza Report.[18][19]"

--> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagon_pizza_theory

And where's the control?

What about the other thousands of surges in pizza orders that had nothing to do with military missions abroad?

That's why Wikipedia calls it an "informal observation" and quotes the "potential for confirmation bias", asking "When else do spikes occur? How often do they have absolutely nothing to do with geopolitics?"