[crazygringo]

Not to mention, there's something like 25,000 people working at the Pentagon.

There are so many potential late-night work things happening that would need food, the idea that pizza orders can be used to identify high-profile military missions specifically doesn't make a lot of sense...

[pella]

"Between the late hours of January 2 and the early morning of January 3, 2026, unusually high activity was again observed at a Papa John's near the Pentagon. This coincided with the lead-up to the United States strikes in Venezuela.[15][16] Following the strikes, President Donald Trump announced the capture of Nicolás Maduro, and his wife, Cilia Flores, who were subsequently flown out of the country to face narcoterrorism charges. The surge in pizza orders preceded the official confirmation of the operation by several hours, during which Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodríguez reported the couple as missing.[17]"

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"In a statement to Newsweek in 2025, the Department of Defense denied the theory, claiming that the Pentagon has numerous internal food vendors that are available to late-night workers. It criticized the accuracy of the timeline provided by the Pentagon Pizza Report.[18][19]"

--> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagon_pizza_theory

[crazygringo]

And where's the control?

What about the other thousands of surges in pizza orders that had nothing to do with military missions abroad?

That's why Wikipedia calls it an "informal observation" and quotes the "potential for confirmation bias", asking "When else do spikes occur? How often do they have absolutely nothing to do with geopolitics?"

[pella]

It works as a heuristic for inferring classified activity from indirect signals.

check now:

https://www.pizzint.watch/ "PAPA JOHNS PIZZA" 294% SPIKE !

[tptacek]

That site definitely wants you to think it works as a heuristic, we get it.

[tptacek]

Also if you're going to try to tell this story at least do better than Papa John's.