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My goto example of a dysfunctional and bureaucratic organization is an example I saw in a finance company I worked for. I was a on team that we were doing a major project. We basically ran Kanban but had to run "sprints" so we chose 4 week sprints to get it out of the way and we put everything on the board we had to get done that month to stay on track. Our pipeline was setup in such a way that you were required to have a jira ticket to push a commit. We were really crushing our timeline, doing 2x the work we were expected, a really great team honestly. But we opened up bugs and additional features in the middle of our sprints to track our work as we did it. What this amounted to was maybe us saying we have to do 40 tickets this month, and wed be closing like 80. Everyone should have been thrilled by this development! Well we had a sprint review where some "Senior Project Manager" That wasn't really affiliated with our project but was some manager higher up was mad that us opening up new tickets mid sprint and closing them was ruining the org level burn down charts and expected delivery. They wouldn't give up on this, and said it was our fault for not estimating better (which sure, but we were beating expectations!). So we did the reasonable thing and improved our estimates! No of course not, we doubled our number of tickets and filled in "placeholder" on half of them, and used them as needed then closed everything out at the end of the sprint, where we were congratulated by everyone for our phenomonal estimation. |
"Your inability to adequately track my team's weekly or monthly performance is not my problem."
Every "project" has plans, deliverables, and due dates and those are the ultimate arbiters of a team's performance. Not the weekly/monthly statistics! If we open 10 or 10,000 tickets it makes no difference. It's entirely arbitrary and only carries meaning for the team in question (not upper management).
Like some high-level manager/PM is going to be able to make any difference whatsoever on some software development task by watching weekly Jira ticket statistics. Sounds like they're giving themselves busywork to justify their role. Because having fancy charts and statistics at meetings of managers makes you look like you know what you're doing (LOL).