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by azinman2 794 days ago
What do you want instead?
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I want a mini game as I chop cucumbers. And a wall of my achievements that’s shared with anyone in proximity.
If I were within your proximity, I can assure you I have no interest in your minigame progress while you chopped cucumbers. I would however hope that you had avoided physical injury.
Apologies for explaining the joke, but pretty sure the cucumber chopping and wall of achievements is a reference to https://vimeo.com/46304267
Oh wow, it's been a while since I've seen a vimeo link. Can't believe it's still a thing
I think it was juicy sarcasm. I laughed!
Distracting people with mini games while they're holding a knife sounds like a bad idea.
EU is coming up with a consent popup to fix this situation. It will flash a hazard warning and will turn on haptic feedback till you drop the knife.
Nitpick: The EU didn't mandate intrusive consent popups. That was malicious compliance and/or laziness by advertisers, GDPR "tool" developers, and website owners. Website developers could've put an "opt in to tracking" option in a separate settings page that users would click on a gear icon in the top right corner to access.
Why does it have to be a "distracting" experience? What if the game was showing you where to cut to get uniform slices and grading the uniformity of your cuts? Then you'd be focused on the activitiy at hand while still enjoying that sweet sweet gamified dopamine hit.
I prefer the count-the-rice-grains-in-a-sushi-roll genre instead.
I can't wait for the day games like "PowerWash Simulator" or "Supermarket Simulator" come to VR. Imagine, you could wash stuff or work at a supermarket, while also exercising your body!

(/s, but I'm sure it will happen at some point.)

People should really use a mandoline rather than a knife while playing mini games. You'll slice both your cukes and fingers much more evenly.
This sounds like a great way to chop off fingertips. Take it from someone who has done "just the tip" once, a sharp knife will do it with almost no effort, just like slicing through a tomato
After social media depleted the dopamine receptors, now time to give in the final punch :D.
I want to force kitchen staff to wear this and have it remind them to change gloves based on what they’ve touched either being a potential allergen or contaminant. Makes me cringe when I see people who work with food also working the register, for instance. Too easy to get lazy and not change the gloves.
This joke gets made a lot, but I really don't want to live on this planet any more.

I've spent a lifetime in software and what I want more than anything is to shut it all off.

Around 2000-2005 I was in the “plug my brain into the Internet!” crowd.

Now if you gave me a magic button that could permanently un-invent the whole thing… I really might press it.

Sounds dystopian. Would you want to be forced to wear a heavy headset that nagged you to comment your code and write unit tests?
If it meant that my code wouldn't make other people sick...
Who says it has to be heavy? While I’m wishing I’ll wish for it to weigh the same as a regular pair of glasses…
If it means that I get to work with well commented and tested code, that might be worth it.
It's an interesting philosophical dilemma.

What else would you be willing to force on everyone to improve (in your opinion) your circumstances?

We clearly do this a bit (taxes, vaccines, etc), but finding the threshold is very tricky, and can lead to pretty authoritarian environments.

We’ve already agreed to certain food standards. The fact that people don’t follow them is enough for me to say we need something more strict. Is it a headset? Maybe not. But periodic training and availability of PPE aren’t doing the job either. The shortage of labor at the low end of the market doesn’t help, either. What I’d rather have than a germophobic headset is for people to take pride in their work (whether you serve food or write code), but that also seems to be a lost cause. I’m lucky if I can get a restaurant to count the number of items in the bag before handing it to the delivery driver.
Well, as someone living in the United States, I live with the saddening understanding that our military spending indicates that we're willing to immiserate large swaths of the world's population for increasingly diminishing returns.

It's authoritarian enough that I have no choice but to support our military decisions through the taxes I pay.

It's colonialism without the responsibility of administering large populations.

I don't know if there's a solution though, there are other sharks vying to do far worse.

> Makes me cringe when I see people who work with food also working the register, for instance. Too easy to get lazy and not change the gloves.

Where did you see that? I've seen people not change gloves before touching the register, but definitely change gloves after.

Seems a horrible use case.

this seems like micromanagement taken to the next level and I hope if any such thing becomes "normal" that legislation will stop it. We aren't robots meant to react to green and red spots on an AR headset.
You might want to read Manna.

https://marshallbrain.com/manna1

Games! This device begs for high end VR games!
With a 2 hour battery life?
Can it not be plugged in and operated with a very long cable? That’s what I do with my Quest 3.
Without controllers?
Personally for me: A real smart assistant that knows all the context, calendar invites, messages, photos from using Apple products for many years.

Alternatively: Siri that can reliably turn lights on and off again.

At this point I'd be satisfied with a Siri is that just a literal link to a command line. It's horribly useless as it is now, 80% or less accuracy on basic things.
I want that too, but it'll have to be a lot more secure, as now it would be trivial to record me saying Hey Siri and play that back.