[mrcwinn]

If I were within your proximity, I can assure you I have no interest in your minigame progress while you chopped cucumbers. I would however hope that you had avoided physical injury.

[asoneth]

Apologies for explaining the joke, but pretty sure the cucumber chopping and wall of achievements is a reference to https://vimeo.com/46304267

[vik0]

Oh wow, it's been a while since I've seen a vimeo link. Can't believe it's still a thing

[ryandrake]

I think it was juicy sarcasm. I laughed!