[supportengineer]

This joke gets made a lot, but I really don't want to live on this planet any more.

I've spent a lifetime in software and what I want more than anything is to shut it all off.

[vundercind]

Around 2000-2005 I was in the “plug my brain into the Internet!” crowd.

Now if you gave me a magic button that could permanently un-invent the whole thing… I really might press it.