And when he got off the plane and turned off airplane mode: 4 texts, 17 unread emails - how the hell did all these people get my number. 'Just thought I'd let you know we'd be happy to see you'? Who the hell is Mark? 'Lunch Friday'? What the hell.
Okay, let's see. Reply: Actually we are not raising a round currently. Sent. 1 minute later. "Not even with these terms?"... etc
Uber has delivered kittens before, so we need a bit of a Poe's Law for startup concepts.
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a startup idea in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article."
I know many people who would not only subscribe to this service but actually attempt to create it, or even drive for it. So I did not for a minute think it was a joke... But I'm glad it is.
Okay, let's see. Reply: Actually we are not raising a round currently. Sent. 1 minute later. "Not even with these terms?"... etc