The fact that you so naturally extrapolate "being the center of the United States" to "being the center of the Universe" also confirms a long-held belief of mine about the average American.
As an example of how this could be possible, imagine the population of the USA were 3: two people living in East St. Louis, and one person living in Hawaii.
Distance, as well as population, is a factor in the mean center of population. Even today there isn't close to a majority of the population living west of the Mississippi.
The fact that you so naturally extrapolate "being the center of the United States" to "being the center of the Universe" also confirms a long-held belief of mine about the average American.
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