Harsh. dvmmh made a joke a few days ago and got downvoted to oblivion. But I think this comment is a good one: we do not live in a libertarian paradise. The government is comfortable using its powers, including physical violence under the law, to keep people from doing things it does not want them to do.
Sadly, that's exactly how things work. We tend to think we can find technical solutions to create legal loopholes, but they usually end up as contempt of court.