| Idea for startup. 1. write a script to scrap google links to HP admin panel 2. filter out the IPs that are from US (given you want to work on US market) 3. assemble the list of printer types and current toner levels. 4. write a script that will print to each of those printers a one single page, stating your company "Cheapo Suppliers Inc" was notified that "your printer is low on toner. Call xxxxxx to re-fill. Lowest prices quaranteed within one day delivery!". You can add link to your shop page that already redirects user to specific type of printer they have, some type of one-click order (based on which toners are low). 5. daily rinse repeat. 6. sell your business to HP (at least try to). |
Back in the late 90s there was a common scam run against big-ish offices.
A caller would call asking to talk to the person in charge of printers, typically either IT or Facilities.
Once connected they would say that they are sending out the recipients free gift, which was some lame piece of electronics - often a small television. They would get the work address and confirmation to ship the free gift. They would claim that along with the free gift - they would send a sample toner cartridge that had "super fine toner in it, certified by HP to last 3 times as long as other toner cartridges"
Then, along with the free gift, a PALLET of toner cartridges would be sent - along with an invoice for some ridiculous amount.
When I got my first call about these "super fine toner cartridges" - I got suspicious and contacted HP. They told me about the scam - but that it was hard to find the people. They asked me to get as much info as I could from them if they called again. I got a call again, got as much info as I could without accepting the offer for the free gift - but they wound up sending it to me, along with the pallet of cartridges as well.
HP came to my office and picked it all up after contacting them again.
Over the years - I received more of these calls - and as soon as they brought up toner and free gifts, I tol them I knew the scam they were running - and they would promptly hang up on me...