[tailscaler2026]

Despite the destruction, me-south-1 still has more nines than us-east-1

[lukewarm707]

this datacenter appears to be 99.99 percent destroyed

[inigyou]

There's usually more than one datacenter in an AZ.

[jm4]

I don't know if this is serious or if it's a joke.

[conorcleary]

They wouldn't fake uptime for their shareholders, now would they?

[teeray]

Green Checkmark with a little “i” notice

[conorcleary]

and one of those footer codes to update the year next to the Copyright

[baq]

Won’t get a red dot until they pour molten lava over it.

[recursive]

Solid lava just won't do.

[TheGamerUncle]

It usually does not unless you happen to be the ribcage of an Aztec warrior

[devin]

0.99999

[timedude]

Lmao