[jm4]

I don't know if this is serious or if it's a joke.

[conorcleary]

They wouldn't fake uptime for their shareholders, now would they?

[teeray]

Green Checkmark with a little “i” notice

[conorcleary]

and one of those footer codes to update the year next to the Copyright

[baq]

Won’t get a red dot until they pour molten lava over it.

[recursive]

Solid lava just won't do.

[TheGamerUncle]

It usually does not unless you happen to be the ribcage of an Aztec warrior