[stavros]

> The plane flew between Inaccessible and Tristan

My god there actually is an island called Inaccessible Island! That's fantastic.

[uncertainrhymes]

In that case, you will probably also be happy to learn about:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unnecessary_Mountain

[nephihaha]

We have a mountain here called Bod an Deamhain meaning the Demon's D*ck. It has been anglicised into something more polite.

If you want something more bleak, there are also islands called Disappointment and Desolation.

[stavros]

This is the best thing, thank you.

[pyrale]

I'm sure you'll be happy to learn that access to Inaccessible Island must be granted by the local government office.

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inaccessible_Island

[SuddsMcDuff]

Definitely on the short list of locations to build my Bond villain lair.