[uncertainrhymes]

In that case, you will probably also be happy to learn about:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unnecessary_Mountain

[nephihaha]

We have a mountain here called Bod an Deamhain meaning the Demon's D*ck. It has been anglicised into something more polite.

If you want something more bleak, there are also islands called Disappointment and Desolation.

[stavros]

This is the best thing, thank you.