[stingraycharles]

Out of curiosity: what are you referring to?

[louthy]

The barman says "We don't serve neutrinos here"

A neutrino walks into a bar.

[giardini]

Isn't that a tachyon?

[xentronium]

The news was that neutrino was measured to have FTL speed.

[stonemetal]

Probably the faster than light neutrino a little while back. Turned out to be a loose cable if I recall correctly.

[huxley]

I have to give the news media credit for not subsequently reporting:

"Experts Report Loose Cables Probable Method of Faster-Than-Light-Travel! How You Will Soon Make the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs."

[DiabloD3]

Parsec is a measurement of distance not time.

[huxley]

Google "Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs"

[bonobo]

http://www.nature.com/news/neutrinos-not-faster-than-light-1...

Although it seems like the gp misread decay.