[huxley]

I have to give the news media credit for not subsequently reporting:

"Experts Report Loose Cables Probable Method of Faster-Than-Light-Travel! How You Will Soon Make the Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs."

[DiabloD3]

Parsec is a measurement of distance not time.

[huxley]

Google "Kessel Run in Less Than Twelve Parsecs"