[bayindirh]

Because it allows to you to work for six days, and rest on the seventh. Like God did.

[kibwen]

² By the seventh day God had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day He rested from all His work. ³ Then the on-call tech, Lucifer, the Son of Dawn, was awoken at midnight because God did not renew the heavens' and the earths' HTTPS certificate. ⁴ Thusly Lucifer drafted his resignation in a great fury.

[encrypted_bird]

I just got home from a stressful day in retail (oh who am I kidding; every day is stress in retail) and this gave me a chuckle I really needed. Thank you.

[JoBrad]

Is this the TLS version of the Bible?

[MobiusHorizons]

I’m pretty sure that has been hidden from our eyes

[ithkuil]

I misread that as the LTS version of the bible

[mindcrime]

Gilfoyle?

[GTP]

This made my day :D

[batisteo]

I don't think He worked after the 6th day. Went on doing other pet projects

[ithkuil]

6 days to write a prompt. One day to unleash the agents in yolo mode

[Hamuko]

Didn't the Garden of Eden have a pretty massive vulnerability where eating one apple would give you access to all data on good and evil?

[pona-a]

Standard memory disclosure: the apple when eaten would be freed, but it would still be read, leaking its contents. Luckily its volume was low, so they couldn't exfiltrate all of it. But still, the heavens are closed for maintenance, pending a rewrite in Rust.

[encrypted_bird]

Not my god. My god meant to go into work but got wasted and eventually passed out in the bathtub, fully clothed and holding a bowl of riceroni.