[kibwen]

² By the seventh day God had finished the work He had been doing; so on the seventh day He rested from all His work. ³ Then the on-call tech, Lucifer, the Son of Dawn, was awoken at midnight because God did not renew the heavens' and the earths' HTTPS certificate. ⁴ Thusly Lucifer drafted his resignation in a great fury.

[encrypted_bird]

I just got home from a stressful day in retail (oh who am I kidding; every day is stress in retail) and this gave me a chuckle I really needed. Thank you.

[JoBrad]

Is this the TLS version of the Bible?

[MobiusHorizons]

I’m pretty sure that has been hidden from our eyes

[ithkuil]

I misread that as the LTS version of the bible

[mindcrime]

Gilfoyle?

[GTP]

This made my day :D