[khannn]

WHOA! I prefer my po-tay-toes sliced and fried in duck fat.

[bathtub365]

Since ducks are migratory shouldn’t duck products be tariffed?

[khannn]

I have a bigger issue: a bunch of undocumented CANADIAN geese in MY BACKYARD! I want ICE to send them BACK to Snow Mexico!

[Intermernet]

Canadians get annoyed when you call them that. I like to increase the annoyance by calling them Canadia Gooses.

[khannn]

Candida Geese delenda est

[a2tech]

My understanding is that the correct plural for a Canadian goose IS Canadian gooses.

[Y_Y]

This delightfully reads like an old `fortune` message.

[sandworm101]

There is no point. Despite being effective illegal immigrants, ducks regularly self-deport each year. This keeps them one step ahead of any enforcement action. The problem is that the northern border wall just isnt tall enough.