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by bathtub365 214 days ago
Since ducks are migratory shouldn’t duck products be tariffed?
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I have a bigger issue: a bunch of undocumented CANADIAN geese in MY BACKYARD! I want ICE to send them BACK to Snow Mexico!
Canadians get annoyed when you call them that. I like to increase the annoyance by calling them Canadia Gooses.
Candida Geese delenda est
My understanding is that the correct plural for a Canadian goose IS Canadian gooses.
This delightfully reads like an old `fortune` message.
There is no point. Despite being effective illegal immigrants, ducks regularly self-deport each year. This keeps them one step ahead of any enforcement action. The problem is that the northern border wall just isnt tall enough.