[gwbas1c]

This is also known as "driving your kids to school."

When my schedule allows, I walk my dog with my daughter and pause at her bus stop and meet her friends. Years ago it was a 45 minute walk, round trip, to daycare.

[closewith]

Ideally not driving, as the walk is at least half the benefit.

[laweijfmvo]

not to be confused with “dropping the kids off at the pool,” right?

[tnel77]

No. That happens once you get to work and you’ve had your first cup of coffee.

[DiggyJohnson]

How do you mean?

[pbnjay]

Dropping the kids off at the pool is a euphemism for a bodily function that diuretics like coffee help with…

[saagarjha]

The other one.

[swivelmaster]

You must not be a coffee drinker!

[mintycrisp]

Double meaning. Coffee helps you deuce, but there is also the classic saying... Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.