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by tnel77 312 days ago
No. That happens once you get to work and you’ve had your first cup of coffee.
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How do you mean?
Dropping the kids off at the pool is a euphemism for a bodily function that diuretics like coffee help with…
The other one.
You must not be a coffee drinker!
Double meaning. Coffee helps you deuce, but there is also the classic saying... Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.