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by romantomjak 326 days ago
Independently scale and deploy fridges at edge. Fridge@Edge ™
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Edge devices are problematic. I want to outsource the risk and decrease capex (and just hope opex works out).

CloudFridge.

We're going to need decrease load and off-shift the munchies so the fridge doesnt crash. Can we use a CDN?

Comestible distribution network.

Cloud involves losing sovereignty of data. And rabbits.

Local Automated Refrigeration Devices Eat Rabbits.

LARDER.

sorry, us-west-1 went down for 6 hours and my milk spoiled
Definitely has "Unauthorized Bread" vibes.
Suck it, Jian Yang