[Incipient]

Edge devices are problematic. I want to outsource the risk and decrease capex (and just hope opex works out).

CloudFridge.

[anakaine]

We're going to need decrease load and off-shift the munchies so the fridge doesnt crash. Can we use a CDN?

Comestible distribution network.

[throwaway915]

Cloud involves losing sovereignty of data. And rabbits.

Local Automated Refrigeration Devices Eat Rabbits.

LARDER.

[JTbane]

sorry, us-west-1 went down for 6 hours and my milk spoiled

[Hackbraten]

Definitely has "Unauthorized Bread" vibes.