| > Always use a BigInt (64 bits) or UUID for primary keys. Use bigint, never UUID. UUIDs are massive (2x a bigint) and now your DBMS has to copy that enormous value to every side of a relation. It will bloat your table and indexes 2x for no good reason whatsoever. Never use UUIDs as your primary keys. |
This seems like terrible advice.
For the vast, vast, vast majority of people, if you don't have an obvious primary key, choosing UUIDv7 is going to be an absolute no-brainer choice that causes the least amount of grief.
Which of these is an amateur most likely to hit: crash caused by having too small a primary key and hitting the limit, slowdowns caused by having a primary key that is effectively unsortable (totally random), contention slowdowns caused by having a primary key that needs a lock (incrementing key), or slowdowns caused by having a key that is 16 bytes instead of 8?
Of all those issues, the slowdown from a 16 byte key is by far the least likely to be an issue. If you reach the point where that is an issue in your business, you've moved off of being a startup and you need to cough up real money and do real engineering on your database schemas.