[DrNosferatu]

Myth or no myth, the barnacles are delicious

(when fresh)

[nkrisc]

How would you describe their taste? Because having tried fresh oysters (which I found to be awful) I imagine them just tasting like the ocean (not a compliment).

[DrNosferatu]

Aha - it’s that expression I use to describe it: “it tastes like sea” - or ocean, if you will.

Subtle and delicious.

[brink]

If they tasted like ocean, they probably weren't that fresh.

[comrade1234]

Plus they have the largest penis to body size ratio in the entire animal kingdom. They’re practically all-penis.