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by LeonenTheDK 520 days ago
That's brutal they'd execute the stand-in after the celestial omen was deemed to have passed. I wonder if the person standing in knew it was coming? Was it a great honour to take the king's place during a crisis, or was the person put there in a more deceptive way?
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Sounds like the premise for a Babylonian fish-out-of-water comedy. “It’s like Trading Places meets Gilgamesh!”
With lots of Assyrian butt jokes.
Kra-merggu slides into Jer-ishtal's apartment and exclaims "I can't see a thing."

Jer-ishtal looks on bemused, and says "open that one."

laugh track ensues

[cut to commercial for Crazy Ea-Nasir's Copper Emporium]

You can look up Ellen Pao and her time as interim CEO of Reddit for recent example.
In pre-scientific societies, "let's just murder a bunch of people and see if it helps" seems to be a surprisingly common way of handling all kinds of things. Google "Children of Llullaillaco" for an absolutely heartbreaking example of this.
Those societies were usually operating in a state of Malthusian equilibrium. There were always surplus people around who were going to die anyway. Culling this surplus was a problem they constantly had to solve; I imagine this drove warfare, for example, just to use some of the surplus before it inevitably died off in a lean year.
There is a non-zero chance I will be part of the stand-in pool for the USA in the next 4 years :) It's not gonna help anything, but you know
They didn't even have a control group?!?