[shermantanktop]

Sounds like the premise for a Babylonian fish-out-of-water comedy. “It’s like Trading Places meets Gilgamesh!”

[pfdietz]

With lots of Assyrian butt jokes.

[krapp]

Kra-merggu slides into Jer-ishtal's apartment and exclaims "I can't see a thing."

Jer-ishtal looks on bemused, and says "open that one."

laugh track ensues

[cut to commercial for Crazy Ea-Nasir's Copper Emporium]