[throwup238]

On the other hand, imagine all the money you could save if you just had a $1.50 hot dog and soda for every meal. You could eat on less than $200 a month.

If you ate nothing but pepperoni pizza, you could feed a family of four for like $500 a month!

[ericd]

The bulk pack of medical care you’ll need soon might kill the savings.

[throwup238]

Nothing bulk gummy multivitamins and semaglutide can't solve.

Costco even sells an MCT supplement that doubles as the best massage oil and lube I’ve ever used.

[breakbread]

Now I’m imagining a Costco acropolis. One membership for literally all your needs. Never leave Costco

[ericd]

From Costco cradle to Costco grave.

[modeless]

Costco indeed sells both cribs and caskets. https://tvnz-1-news-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/v2/co...

[throwup238]

Coming soon to a Costco near you: all-inclusive in vitro fertilization, from egg to Ivy League!

(Note: Ivy League Guarantee is for Costco Executive members only and requires the CRISPY genetic engineering package. While supplies last. In order to redeem the guarantee in case of defect, child must be brought to your nearest Costco Organ Center).

[Apocryphon]

Even cheaper: https://mashable.com/article/cotsco-disaster-kit