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by modeless 730 days ago
Costco indeed sells both cribs and caskets. https://tvnz-1-news-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/v2/co...
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Coming soon to a Costco near you: all-inclusive in vitro fertilization, from egg to Ivy League!

(Note: Ivy League Guarantee is for Costco Executive members only and requires the CRISPY genetic engineering package. While supplies last. In order to redeem the guarantee in case of defect, child must be brought to your nearest Costco Organ Center).