I agree, nice and thick, with lots of butter! Don't listen to the advice in the article :-)
> The trick is not to spread it thickly like peanut butter; instead, you take about a quarter of a teaspoon’s worth and scrape it thinly over the entire slice.
I'd forgive them though, perhaps. They might have been thinking to convert you slowly. The big reveal can be overwhelming over the age of one.