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by ajhurliman
869 days ago
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Yeah, and why don't we teach people how to vote for the correct candidate either? I think we need some sort of big, faceless institution to tell us how to live and interact with our kids, that would probably be the safest. /s |
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As the symbolic parent of every child who attends, his picture hangs in every classroom. The Great Worshipful Headmaster has more parenting experience than all parents in the village put together!
He has brought us Parent-Child Science from the gods, which he used to prove which religion is the best for kids, and has published many papers on how voting for the wrong party (or listening to Taylor Swift) is literally child abuse.
I eagerly await their next communication!