[adrianvoica]

That's because they drink a lot of water, and everybody knows water is good for you. :)))

[MarkusQ]

Nah, it's the fish oil that does it.

[6d6b73]

Or maybe that physican of the Chinese emperor was right that mercury is the key to immortality?

[b112]

Wait, is it? The FDA lied about masks, and bleach, and now mercury?

Do you know where I can get some?

[taway_6PplYu5]

The trick is you need to filter it through asbestos before you drink it.

[InSteady]

Kindly consider taking these mediocre jokes back to reddit, all of you.