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by 6d6b73 878 days ago
Or maybe that physican of the Chinese emperor was right that mercury is the key to immortality?
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Wait, is it? The FDA lied about masks, and bleach, and now mercury?

Do you know where I can get some?

The trick is you need to filter it through asbestos before you drink it.
Kindly consider taking these mediocre jokes back to reddit, all of you.