[IAmGraydon]

I shop there for only my wife and I and it’s perfect. I’m curious - what products come in quantities that don’t make sense?

[mcphage]

I get that they sell a lot of things, but buying your wife there? That strains the bounds of credulity.

[tomcam]

Obvious trolling, so I’ll spell it out for you. IAmGraydon and I live in the same neighborhood. Obviously, Costco only sells wives in packages of 8 (Kirkland brand). We went in with 6 other friends on this one.

[mcphage]

That does sound great for you, but I'm not in a polycule, and I don't think I've got room in my pantry for the spare wives. I guess it's just not for me.

[Boogie_Man]

I tried to rob a Costco, but my plan failed because I didn't bring eight guns.

[taftster]

I mean, they have hosted weddings at Costco before. Next step, bride or groom ordering service? Wonder how they handle returns in this scenario. Probably 90 days like electronics.