Obvious trolling, so I’ll spell it out for you. IAmGraydon and I live in the same neighborhood. Obviously, Costco only sells wives in packages of 8 (Kirkland brand). We went in with 6 other friends on this one.
That does sound great for you, but I'm not in a polycule, and I don't think I've got room in my pantry for the spare wives. I guess it's just not for me.