[deathanatos]

File a support ticket. Wait. Watch the "SLA" tick by. Finally get a meaningless response back that asks basic questions covered by the initial ticket. Repeat the answers to those questions. Get back suggestions that show no knowledge or understanding of the system being "supported". Attempt to seek clarity from the support agent, get asked "when are you available for a meeting?". This doesn't require a meeting, but send availability anyways. Get meeting invite from Azure for meeting ~2 femtoseconds prior to the meeting. Get asked things already covered in the support ticket, again. Try to make out the representative in what is clearly a jam packed call center. They'll escalate the ticket to an engineer, great. Weeks go by, days turn into years. You settle down, you get married, start a family, watch your children grow, forget all about Azure until one day: "We haven't heard back from you, so we'll be closing the ticket."

All that, for someone else's security breach?

[actionfromafar]

You really expanded my thought into something coherent.

[benatkin]

I tried feeding it into ChatGPT and it was just too good not to post.

https://chat.openai.com/share/294a3d4f-5719-4d11-9832-fdafb1...

[actionfromafar]

It reads like Wikihow. Painful.

[AzureQueueMixup]

Something like this.

I assume the response has been .. muted.. because it involves legal and compliance.

[sheepscreek]

Flip this around.

What if your messages are landing in others’ queue, and you don’t even know it..

[tormeh]

Bad account isolation seems to be a habit at Azure. I'd guess any customer of theirs is fine with this. Maybe they would not express this sentiment out loud while any lawyers could be listening, but it's implied.

[joseda-hg]

Considering how terribly Teams handles multiple accounts, I've lost faith in Microsoft Authentication in general, let's just pray GitHub Auth doesn't get absorbed

[benatkin]

So Damage Control instead of CYA.

[jethro_tell]

Uh, then your not metricing your service correctly.

You should be collecting metrics on the basics of the way your service operates and in a steady state at scale even a 1/2% drop in messages should be readily noticable and likely monitored.

[znep]

That doesn't make any sense technically and sounds a lot like victim blaming.

It is far from certain that any application has such a "steady state", most of the ones I've worked on sure don't. There are obviously ways to analyze things and correlate enqueued and dequeues, but it is far from as simple and black and white as you suggest, especially with truly distributed systems and unknown cause of the reported behavior.

Heck, we don't even know if the messages are being "dropped" or just duplicated.

[replwoacause]

Can confirm this is the same experience dealing with all MSFT, doesn’t matter if it’s Premiere, D365, whatever. It’s all the same.

[vinhboy]

oddly specific...

Don't know about Azure, but my AWS support tickets have always been answered with very helpful diagnosis.

[deathanatos]

Receive a page. Look at the monitor: the AWS service appears down. Check the status page: all green. Double check the logs, check the configs. They seem correct. It's been 20 minutes, refresh the status page. Green. A suspicious shade, too. File a support ticket. Wait. "Request ID, or it didn't happen." Find the relevant code paths. Log the request ID. Redeploy to production. Trigger another instance of the issue. Check the logs. Fish out the now-logged Request ID. Response to support. Wait. Check the status page for giggles: ever green. "Okay, we've escalated this to an engineer." Excellent. "Can you upgrade to the latest version of the service?"

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To be fair, I find I have to contact AWS support far less often, and honestly, if you do have a request ID in hand … they're far more receptive. But boy if you don't have that ID, it doesn't matter if you're seeing 2+ minute latency from S3 within AWS just to fetch a 1 KiB blob, it isn't happening.

And the status page is lies, but lying on the status page appears to have become industry SOP.

[cameronh90]

My experience with Azure and 365 support has been quite poor.

I expect if they ever did get back to OP on this issue, they'd just say to delete the queue and make a new one.

[jethro_tell]

For my aws tickets I usually get first contact from people who seem pretty competent in about 1/4 the sla.

I rarely have first contact outside of an hour or two.

[erikerikson]

Hyperbole aside, this has been my experience.

[darkerside]

I like this newly formed genre of spontaneous tech take speculative fiction

[addandsubtract]

Narrator: Where did the messages come from? How did they end up with OP? Find our next time, on Hacker News Z

[voytec]

Sounds like Digital Ocean outside of US working hours.