[ptudan]

Just search for 4. You're almost never going to get in trouble for sleeping 2 adults and 3 kids in a hotel room for 4.

[ahi]

From personal experience, just stick the youngest on the floor

[tomcam]

That’s outrageous. You could trip over one and sprain your ankle. We just tied ours outside and told people the kids identified as dogs.

[greenhorn360]

There's an active genocide going on but you just had to go there. This would have still been funny without this tired, old, cliche of a "joke"

[tomcam]

No genocide at all. Most of our kids survived!

[greenhorn360]

Kindness costs you nothing

[0_____0]

What? Why?

[garbagewoman]

The author probably intended it to be an hilarious joke, but they assumed you are as well versed in Fox News identity politics as they, sadly, are

[tomcam]

You’re right about the first part. I don’t have Fox News so I’m not sure about the second part. I’m not particularly sad about it but thank you for your concern.

[runlaszlorun]

Personally, I got a good laugh out of it…

[mc32]

Often you can find that they will charge $xx per additional person, if you go over the listed figure (if you choose to declare the overage).

[late2part]

More often they will declare >N persons a 'fire safety hazard' and refuse for your safety and security. And to help them make more revenue.

[itsmartapuntocm]

Cruise ships do this too, even if the extra person is an infant.

[brd529]

This has been our experience