[ahi]

From personal experience, just stick the youngest on the floor

[tomcam]

That’s outrageous. You could trip over one and sprain your ankle. We just tied ours outside and told people the kids identified as dogs.

[greenhorn360]

There's an active genocide going on but you just had to go there. This would have still been funny without this tired, old, cliche of a "joke"

[tomcam]

No genocide at all. Most of our kids survived!

[greenhorn360]

Kindness costs you nothing

[0_____0]

What? Why?

[garbagewoman]

The author probably intended it to be an hilarious joke, but they assumed you are as well versed in Fox News identity politics as they, sadly, are

[tomcam]

You’re right about the first part. I don’t have Fox News so I’m not sure about the second part. I’m not particularly sad about it but thank you for your concern.

[runlaszlorun]

Personally, I got a good laugh out of it…