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My personnal pet peeve is the one where every thread on Microsoft support forum gets answered by a long response telling the person to do a scandisk.

> So much bullshit in one paragraph, why aren't they trained to type like human beings?

I'm pretty sure this is because most of the message is copy pasted and they just have a line here and there where they need to reword the users' issue to pretend its personnal.

[V__]

Hi, I'm Kudrapali, an Independent Advisor and Microsoft Expert with 999 years of experience and knowledge about 'your problem'. Have you tried the obvious solution, which you already mentioned didn't work? If you did, and it still doesn't work, have you tried reinstalling the system or buying a new computer?

Do let me know if you require any further help on this. Will be glad to help you.

[tpoacher]

Thank you for your response. It seems like restarting your computer has not yet fixed your issue. I have escalated this to the correct department.

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Hi, I'm Septapali, an Independent Advisor with 1007 years of experience. It seems you are having trouble restarting your computer […]