[hackernewds]

Like arsenic

[TylerE]

Or cyanide, cobra venom, polonium, or lead.

[throwawaylinux]

Also lions.

[tailspin2019]

I always give my dishes a quick rinse to wash off any excess lions.

[aussieshibe]

"Wash off any excess lions" without even mentioning to check for alkali metals first.

You're going to kill some poor soul trying to clean all the baked-in francium and lions off their crockery.

Shame on you.

[tailspin2019]

I'll try to do better.

[insane_dreamer]

You missed the tigers and bears.