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by tailspin2019 1289 days ago
I always give my dishes a quick rinse to wash off any excess lions.
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"Wash off any excess lions" without even mentioning to check for alkali metals first.

You're going to kill some poor soul trying to clean all the baked-in francium and lions off their crockery.

Shame on you.

I'll try to do better.
You missed the tigers and bears.