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My product is outlawed... What next?
6 points by TheFman 5303 days ago
Not sure how some out-of-the-box products make it through the dip (as described by Seth Godin) and break barriers. Particularly products like Hustler. I can to some degree understand the case of hustler’s challenge due to the content. But I somehow cannot figure out why my little drinking card game is outlawed.

It has been: - kicked out of google adwords (Account suspended!). Why not just disapprove the ad? - Blocked by Facebook - Instantly unfollowed in Twitter

I have somehow swallowed all that rejections....

I’m very succesfull selling one-on-one to customers which is not scalable. Thanks to Square

I was very optimistic about retail channel. And their reaction surprised me: - Forget conventional stores (I know this will get kicked out) - Rejected by liquor stores frequented by 21 + age - Surprisingly even Head shops and tattoo parlors rejected the game

Reason: Name of the game is too much. And the finger on the pouch is too graphic. They advised me to change the name and re-name the action cards with same rules.

I am not doing that.

My New Approach: Pay me only if you enjoyed playing the game.

I am posting here because this is where I hangout most and hackers think out of the box. Having run out of avenues to get the word out, I have decided to try something out of the box. And hence this post. Apologize if it is out of context.

Get the most awesome card game that mankind has ever played or owned. I will send you a deck for just shipping and handling fees (US : $3. Outside US $6). See the deck, play the game with your friends and if you like what I have created, paypal me $14.99 that I sell for. If you don’t like the game, don’t do anything Just keep the deck because there are only 2,000 on this planet. No questions asked.

if you want to directly paypal send shipping and handling to fthiscardgame At gmail dot com

for questions call me from the site

to learn about the game visit http://fuckthiscardgame.com or my toned down version for google and facebook ads site http://fthiscardgame.com

If you want to know how many ordered the decks I will put a stats page on the site

10 comments

Your product isn't outlawed; no one wants to sell it. Those are two entirely different things.

You could cruise around various college campuses and try to hawk it there. Probably your target audience too. Maybe do an affiliate model where you give college kids a cut if they sell decks?

Perhaps you're not looking for an explanation as to why people rejected this game, but for the sake of being obvious you can sum it up in one word: immature.

This is soon to be 2012. Your proposition is from a time long since passed probably in the Reagan-Thatcher years, times and attitudes have moved on. It's no longer acceptable to promote this kind of lifestyle, and that's pretty much why "everyone" has rejected this.

You probably will sell out of your 2000 copies, but all I can say is learn why people rejected this and move on. You clearly have some skill, but no humility.

Best of luck with your next project, I hope it's more mature.

Hi Chris, Not sure if you had the opportunity to see the cards...Just wanted to clarify. this is just a drinking card game with a lot of F
Yes I saw the game, and yes I get it. I just don't think there is a massive market for this because attitudes have changed.

My point was that this is what the rejections are telling you too.

It is immature it is dumb but I can tell you this there are plenty of college kids that would live for games like this.

Drinking is immensely popular in many colleges and drinking games are one of the most common forms of college drinking (see beer pong and others).

The real problem is that their really isn't a shop that wants to carry a game like this I would think if there were a novelty shop it might be the best bet (maybe spencer's gifts style) it is just there are so few of these kind of shops that the market reach for this kind of game is limited.

I think part of the retail push back is hesitation to to display a product that has multiple obscenities on the cover. So short of an adult shop where you must be 21 to enter, most US retailers simply can't display this since folks of any age can be in the store, just as they can't openly display adult magazines. And its not reluctance to have a drinking game, I've seen many convenience stores sell 'beer pong' drinking game 'kits' (cups and ping pong balls).

Here's a thought for you to test for another try at retail - make a generic looking package or sleeve for the game, that simple says boldly 'The Drinking Card Game', put a "M" rating bottom corner saying you should be 17 or older to buy due to strong language, then on the back put the "*This card game comes with a ton of attitude." and maybe more about the content like you have on the website. This would potentially fix your retail display problem.

Then give a few retailers a few of these free to display to 'test' if there is demand. If they sell them, there you go ... (I presume there is at least 50% margin for them normally)

I never thought about that. Most resistence has been the graphic on the package. I am going to try that. Good idea. Thanks.
Yes, I'm considering the graphic an obscenity, as well as the words -- I just don't think you can display that at retail in the U.S without potentially getting the retailer in trouble in most communities. I think a simple brown craft paper wrapper or sleeve with 'drinking party card game' in simple/bold letters might do the trick.
Go find alternative distribution channels.

Have you tried walking into local head shops and asking them if they'd stock it? If so, find out who their main distributors are, and go talk to them.

How about running banner ads on 4chan (http://www.4chan.org/advertise)? Are there other websites with similar audiences and lack of censorship?

I would second this, you are going to have to go direct to niche sites that hold your target demographic and do deals directly with the site. Sites that revolve around social drinking and partying would be your prime advertisement venues, but the mainstream is not going to touch it and rightfully so. Even if it is not that offensive, it has the potential to turn off more individuals that view the advertisement, than the niche sales can replace. So it is a simple decision for them, they deal in the mainstream.

You may be able to target certain bars with a bulk deal, in which they purchase decks for patrons. As well, you may want to do demographic studies to find out which age, culture, gender are more apt to be consumers, then heavily target that market via campaigns directly to sites they hang out on.

I have tried bars. Not many are open because of the name of the game. The few bars that agreed and what worked for me is when I did a promotion and have been there physically (I sold all the decks I took there).
Bring them to Australia and sell them to the Kevin "Bloody" Wilson bogan crowd. The F word is the worst swear in the USA, whereas in Australia it's not so bad.
Advertising on 4chan is a good idea that i never thought about, I have always posted to their boards... I will ad that to my list. Thanks
Glad that was helpful. 4chan is just an example. Go find the other 20 websites like them that have good traffic volumes that you can advertise on.
I think you're probably having a harder time of it because you're in the USA where the middle finger is so offensive it still gets blurred out on TV (like no-one can look at their own middle finger!)

In the UK I have a feeling it would sell far better. Try to contact some of the online stores that sell items for stag weekends (bachelor parties)

Perhaps shoot a video with some University/College guys showing how much fun the game is.

Yes you are right. I was in UK this summer to attend a wedding. I visited a few liquor stores in Hayes to get a feel, they instantly bought the game. Unfortunately I just had few samples. http://youtu.be/lFwJNuaydJE
Really appreciate you taking the time for the feedback. I have little do list now. As a token of appreciation and if you are interested I will send you a deck

email [ fthiscardgame At Gmail Dot Com ] with your address (Just USA). If you like the game you can paypal me $14.99 to the same address or what you think is appropriate.

I have 20 decks that I can send. 1 per person

I could see this sold as a gag gift. Like in spencers (not sure if this is still around, but they used to have these kinds of products).

Because of the nature of your game (IE: bad language), it will never be that popular.

It's kind of like the band "Analc*nt" expecting mainstream radio play and then complaining when it's not happening.

You need to get a game like this picked up by spencer's gifts or a similar novelty shop. Their brand is known for carrying this type of merch and if your game has promise, as you seem to indicate, you should give it a real chance. Go with a big player who already has the buyers.
Have you tried guerilla marketing? Perhaps a post to a popular discussion site, emphasizing the edgy, rebellious angle. Who doesn't want to spend money buying a product to demonstrate their contempt for our consumption/money-oriented culture?
or you could make the small changes that would allow your game to be marketed and displayed in real outlets.
I was also wondering why he or she was reluctant to do this. Maybe the decks are already printed? If not, I don't think toning down the name and the marketing would take too much from the essence of the product.
Yes. The 2,000 decks are already printed. I have sold 300 decks. But that's one-on-one and word-of-mouth. And the reason I have come up with this proposition is because, I know when people play this game they will like it.