My next billion dollar app will be a service that unlocks anyone's doors and gives you directions to their valuables (with augmented reality ofc). That way, you can directly steal from people without the complexity and carbon footprint of traditional cryptocurrency and NFT projects.
Tell August, Ring, and Nest you have a new auditing API designed exclusively for them coupled with a value-add homeowners asset inventory management app. ;)
The house equivalent of leaving car doors rolled down and doors unlocked for SF, PDX, and ATX. We'll call it OpenHouse. Come by and steal our shit in an organized way because our police won't do a damn thing to stop you. The app even turns a light on and leaves milk and cookies to make you, dear crook, feel right at home while you're pilfering our valuables to sell for crack.