[cvccvroomvroom]

The house equivalent of leaving car doors rolled down and doors unlocked for SF, PDX, and ATX. We'll call it OpenHouse. Come by and steal our shit in an organized way because our police won't do a damn thing to stop you. The app even turns a light on and leaves milk and cookies to make you, dear crook, feel right at home while you're pilfering our valuables to sell for crack.