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by afwe
2077 days ago
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If I wanted to see naked women on tiktok, I would not complain about it. If you make a new profile on tiktok (or just download the app) you will see a few women in borderline pornographic videos. That's all it took for me to remove the app, which means I did not give the app much time to learn about my tastes. |
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1. bun in a watermelon swing.
2. dogs in headscarves listening to something bollywood-like
3. a train (with unusual horn, or maybe that's just a train-horn sounding soundtrack)
4. someone playing with a horizontally wiping sampler
5. someone pretending to demonstrate internet connectivity in different countries. (if true, albania is worse than turkey?)
of which the only indecency I can think of is "representational art" and I guess people who care about that surf with lynx.
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At a stretch, the best I can do is view #1 and think "My anaconda don't want none / Unless you've got buns, hun." and even that fails due to the singular, not plural, bun.
Incidentally, was it from HN that I learned about the very small-audience potential nightclub use of the International Code of Signals?
Foxtrot: I am disabled; communicate with me. (aka The Sorority Mating Call, https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24737386 )
Quebec: My vessel is healthy
Tango: I am engaged in pair trawling
One might even imagine conversations, along the lines of Wuthering Heights by semaphore:
beginning of the evening
A) Yankee, Zulu, Kilo: I am dragging my anchor. I require a tug. I wish to communicate with you.
B) November, Xray: Negative. Stop carrying out your intentions and watch for my signals.
end of the evening
B) Papa: All hands report on board. Putting out to sea.
A) Charlie: Affirmative.
at B's apartment
B) Mike Alfa Bravo: I request you to make rendezvous in position indicated.
A) Alfa: Diver down.
B) Golf: I require a pilot.
A) Charlie: Affirmative.
B) Hotel, Sierra: I have a pilot on board. I am operating astern propulsion.
after the walk of shame
A) India Tango, Alfa November: I am on fire. I need a doctor.
Bonus wooden ships: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24301933