| Maybe because I use tiktok.com? I currently see: 1. bun in a watermelon swing. 2. dogs in headscarves listening to something bollywood-like 3. a train (with unusual horn, or maybe that's just a train-horn sounding soundtrack) 4. someone playing with a horizontally wiping sampler 5. someone pretending to demonstrate internet connectivity in different countries. (if true, albania is worse than turkey?) of which the only indecency I can think of is "representational art" and I guess people who care about that surf with lynx. ==== At a stretch, the best I can do is view #1 and think "My anaconda don't want none / Unless you've got buns, hun." and even that fails due to the singular, not plural, bun. Incidentally, was it from HN that I learned about the very small-audience potential nightclub use of the International Code of Signals? Foxtrot: I am disabled; communicate with me. (aka The Sorority Mating Call, https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24737386 ) Quebec: My vessel is healthy Tango: I am engaged in pair trawling One might even imagine conversations, along the lines of Wuthering Heights by semaphore: beginning of the evening A) Yankee, Zulu, Kilo: I am dragging my anchor. I require a tug. I wish to communicate with you. B) November, Xray: Negative. Stop carrying out your intentions and watch for my signals. end of the evening B) Papa: All hands report on board. Putting out to sea. A) Charlie: Affirmative. at B's apartment B) Mike Alfa Bravo: I request you to make rendezvous in position indicated. A) Alfa: Diver down. B) Golf: I require a pilot. A) Charlie: Affirmative. B) Hotel, Sierra: I have a pilot on board. I am operating astern propulsion. after the walk of shame A) India Tango, Alfa November: I am on fire. I need a doctor. Bonus wooden ships: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24301933 |