Can someone from Google use a throwaway to explain why the hell their support is garbage. From the Chrome store, to G-Suite, to Pixel Support. It's just awful.
Maybe that's a glimpse into the shitty future we're building for outselves: Judged by unexplainable results from machine learning decisions. No one except some machine is to blame and maybe their support could not even provide a useful explanation even if they cared. Maybe the pushbullet extension just used if-statements in a way that was a bit too close to how scammy extensions organize their code. </tinfoil-hat>
Fair enough. I was mainly talking about this specific instance. From what I have heard, the G Suite and Pixel phone support is bad, but it isn't downright non-existent like it was here.
As a former Call Center Director, it's pretty amazing to me how much bad-will these massive companies are willing to foment by not running their support correctly.
It's not that hard / expensive guys... you can hire great support employees for $20 / hour all across America.
Are these great $20/hr support engineers the kind I often deal with over email or phone, who usually employ canned responses, can’t solve off-script problems, tend to repeat the same unhelpful responses, and are sometimes indistinguishable from bots?
Look towards Shopify Support Gurus. Paid well, fully remote. As a Shopify Partner I deal with them a lot and have never had a bad experience; while some can't always answer my question, I always speak to a human (24/7 via live chat) and they direct my query in the right direction.
I know from an associate that their experience with GCP makes it seem like they aren’t able to handle the edge cases for customers. My associate tells me that GCP sales team will talk up all the capabilities, but when it comes time to move from a competing provider, it’s like a new road for them. Unforeseen outages because something that scaled well in AWS/Azure is not scaling as it should in GCP. Chalk it up to new learnings for the team, but having to reach out to GCP to fix or allow something that AWS/Azure already makes easy to do shouldn’t be difficult, or a surprise.