Speaking as someone on the autism spectrum: go to hell.
Ridiculously mild as mild Asperger's is compared to full blown autism, it has had a large mostly negative effect on my life. Even so, I wouldn't change take a pill to get rid of it. I am what I am, and there are coping strategies and niches aplenty.
Also, as a nerd hater, what are you doing on this site?
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aspergers_pr.html